My Dog and My Staff…

What could be more comforting than going out for an evening walk on the farm with a faithful friend? Two faithful friends!

It had been raining for most of the day and it was still a bit gloomy – nightfall seemed not far away – but I knew that Malachi and Inca, two of Rosie’s beautiful Black Labradors, would love to come for a walk with me. I wore my Wellingtons over my orange “Malibu” half-mast trousers and put on a pink zip-up jumper (we don’t worry about looks or funny colour schemes when we’re on the farm); it wasn’t cold but it seemed too strange to go out without a jumper during the dark evening of a rainy day. I remembered what my brother-in-law Geoff advised and I took a long walking stick, like a staff, from just inside the front door. I like to walk with a stick, especially ones like staffs – they make me feel like Robin Hood, and they remind me of my dad who made “thumb sticks” from willow, and carved the name of the recipient on each one before giving them to his grandchildren.

Malachi and Inca decided upon our route; I opened the gate where they had stopped and waited for me and we took the muddy path that leads to the sheep fields on the left. With the end of the path in sight, I noticed a public footpath sign with a yellow arrow that directed merry men with staffs and dogs through another gate and across a field, over a muddy cleft with running rainwater (thank goodness I had on my Wellingtons) and on to a well-trodden track that follows the hedge. Ungainly in my big boots and with my staff, I climbed the wooden style that spanned the hedge; the dogs jumped through it and ran off to the top of the neighbouring field made a luminous green by sunshine filtering through a thin cloud. A large brown hare dashed out from the long grass where the dogs had passed through and made it, unseen (except by me), to the opposite hedge.

About half-way up the hillside I found a good handful of mostly button mushrooms, which I put in my jumper pocket (no straw hat this time – and I don’t worry about my jumper smelling of mushrooms when I’m on the farm).

“Come on Malachi and Inca,” I called after a while of watching them running, tails up, through the long grass.

This time they obeyed me and came bounding on down, catching me up and overtaking me; but every so often, perhaps realising I couldn’t walk as fast in my Wellington boots, they would stop and wait for me. And when I stopped to observe the hazelnuts that had dropped in the wind and scrunched like snails under the tread of my boots, or when I took photos of the toadstools, Malachi and Inca stopped and waited too. They seemed to take comfort from my proximity and, every time I caught them up, and my hand stretched towards them casually, it always found one soft ear or a sleek shoulder; or a long tail slid through my fingers.

Just beyond the last gate, the one that opens onto the stable and farmyard, who should be waiting for us but another faithful friend – Hunter the cat (who also answers to “Horsey” on occasions). Hunter lagged behind the other two in order to get in a couple of nice strokes and rubs on the chin, and then we all went inside and I made mushrooms on toast for dinner – my dinner – neither cats nor dogs eat mushrooms, although I can’t deny that all four dogs enjoy a crust of buttery toast.

The Newly Re-opened Sea Wall and the Torbay Express

Unlike this morning, yesterday was beautiful and sunny here at Dawlish. By the end of our three-hour walk to Coryton Cove and back to the new stretch of the sea wall near our place (well, it can take an age when you’re walking and you run into alot of locals who want to chat!) grey clouds had begun to gather but the rain held off.

It was still dry later, when the Torbay Express steam train rocketed past on the lines at the bottom of our garden. Hanging over the fence I held my nerve until the Torbay Express was right beside me and I managed to take a reasonable photograph (I usually get so excited that I take the shot too early and there isn’t time to re-focus).

Here are some of the best photos of the day, including the steam train, which seemed so close that I involuntarily jerked my head back at the last moment. (You’re worth it!)

“I’ll Eat my Hat…”

“Can you reverse?” asked the young woman who had got out of the car behind me and, unnervingly (for me), bent her head down into my car (which had the top down).

At the time I was on my way to Rosie’s farm. I had met an enormous green tractor that occupied the whole width of the country lane, and the kindly farmer, being closer to a passing point, had been reversing until a car with a trailer caught up with him and halted his excellent backwards progress. I turned off Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony (Part 1), which was playing on Classic FM, and which had hitherto made the experience of meeting the gigantic green tractor in the lane less stressful; and now, with a young upstart’s head peering down at me, I felt vexed. What did she mean? –  “Can you reverse?” How did she think I passed my driving test? (Admittedly, reversing was my least strong point.)

“Of course I can reverse,” I replied. (I refrained from adding “You cheeky monkey!”)

“I’ll eat my hat if I can’t reverse!” I said to myself as Miss Smarty-Pants went back to her car and I put my sporty car into reverse gear.

The country lane was rather winding, which meant that sometimes I had to pull forward to realign the position of my car before reversing again; in truth, it was a fairly slow process and, all the while, the tractor was advancing. Unfortunately, the nearest passing point behind me was about a quarter of a mile back. Embarrassingly for me, the young blonde had zipped back to that point in no time at all and, in fact, had left her car and walked down to my car to offer her assistance yet again.

“Do you want me to reverse it for you?” she asked in a manner that would brook no refusal as she dipped her head into my car again.

I looked at her dirty boots and her braided blonde hair, and decided, reluctantly, to relinquish my car to the formidable horsey girl.

The farmer smiled pleasantly as he passed; the driver of the car-with-trailer cheered and waved to the horse-girl as he passed. I got back into my driving seat and zoomed off ahead of Miss Horsey – I’d show her who could drive! (Luckily, I didn’t meet any more tractors!)

Before long all thoughts of narrow roads, impasse and the impatient horse girl had faded into memory, and I was following the two black tails belonging to Malachi and Inca as they rushed ahead through the long grasses to the top of the hillside. Happy to keep me in their sights for company, they were eager to press on to the top fields where the sky meets the hedgerows, where lavender grows and a crop of golden barley is ready to be harvested; and wild daisies, like tiny dabs of white and yellow paint, add to the scene of pastoral paradise. I was equally happy to trail in their path at my own rate and pick mushrooms to my heart’s delight.

The upturned straw hat in my hands was overflowing with lavender and mushrooms as I wended my way back down to the old farmhouse. I thought of my father who, when we were little children in Gumdale (Australia), would sometimes awaken us before sunrise and whisper:

“Want to come with me and hunt for mushrooms?”

“Yes, Dad!” we used to thrill.

“Well put on your Wellington boots then…”

I had a few tears, as I often do when I think of nice things we did with my late father, but I was joyful, not sad. Malachi and Inca were waiting for me by the gate and I put down the hat full of mushrooms while I patted and cuddled them. Picking up my hat again I smiled to myself and thought:

“I’ll eat my hat… well, what’s in it!”

 

 

The Llamas Love a Bit of Drama

Well, it was a bit dramatic actually. I’d been keeping my eyes on Malachi and Inca all afternoon and they had been very good – no running off on their own into the hills – so they were gaining my trust. Then, about three-quarters of an hour before I was planning to go home, I looked around from the farmhouse kitchen sink and suddenly I noticed… Malachi and Inca weren’t there.

I had an idea where they were but I thought I’d rule out the closer fields first. I walked up past the old farmhouse to the sheep field where I had taken the black Labradors earlier in the day and the friendly sheep ran up to me as before.

“Have you seen Inca and Malachi?” I asked.

“Baa, are they humbugging you around again?” they sympathised and rubbed their nice woolly bodies against my legs.

“Sorry, I can’t stop – think I’ll see if the alpacas can shed any light,” I said extricating myself from from very nice sheep cuddles.

I stood at the gate by the adjacent field and the two alpacas came running down to find out what was wrong.

“What’s wrong Sally?” they asked looking quite concerned at first, then disappointed, “Oh, you haven’t brought us any pellets or goat food then?”

“Sorry, there’s a bit of a drama going on – can’t stop – I have to find Inca and Malachi before I go home,” I answered and went to pat one of the kindly faces but he jumped away.

In my heart I knew that the two free spirits had taken off past the llama field and into the hills on the other side of the valley; that’s where I would have gone on a beautiful sunny evening with the lowering sun behind me. I found a whistle on the kitchen table, said goodbye to Jazz and Sasha (who nodded back sympathetically), and walked over to the llama field. As I approached the wooden fence the llamas sensed my anguish and they came racing over to me.

“What’s wrong Sally?” one of them asked with a look of genuine concern.

“You know…” I said.

“Malachi and Inca again?” the llama knew alright.

“Yeah, I’ve got this whistle and, with a bit luck, they’ll hear it and come home,” I told them (by this time all the llamas had gathered around me).

“We’ll just follow behind you if you don’t mind,” one of the new mums said, “we don’t have much to interest us and we enjoy a bit of drama!”

“That’s fine by me,” I smiled, “I can do with all the moral support I can get.”

So all the llamas, including the babies (who are growing fast and getting quite canny themselves now), followed me to the fence at the end of their field. I didn’t cross the fence – there is an electric fence rather close by – but stood there blowing the whistle and calling the names of Inca and Malachi.

Inca, the younger of the two Labradors, came bounding up first and nearly knocked me over. Then Malachi, who wanted her own personal reunion, made a slightly slower dash into my arms (rather like they do in the old movies).

After our joyful reunions I admonished the naughty girls and they walked ahead of me; they were about to walk past the llamas when the errant girls were stopped in their tracks.

“They’ll be for it now!” little Star said to Tequila (the baby llamas).

I didn’t hear every word that was uttered between Star’s mum and Malachi but I saw a lot of ticking off and a head lowered in shame. And if you think I’m making all this up… well, I have the photographs to prove it!

 

 

The Line-Up Along Dawlish Sea Wall

We were busy cleaning the guest suite upstairs when something unusual caught Chris’s eye.

“Sally, come to the window and look,” said Chris, “all the men in orange are walking along the sea wall. It looks as though they’ve finished and they’re doing a final walk like a march of honour!”

I went to the window and saw for myself, it was exactly as Chris said, except that the team in orange overalls were accompanied by some men in suits. Overwhelmed with the urge to thank them before they left, I opened the third storey window fully and called out:

“Thank you!”

My voice must have good projection because they all heard me, stopped and looked up. The besuited man at the head of the crocodile line said something to the rest and they brought out white squares which they had been carrying on them, obviously in readiness for just such an occasion. Chris ran downstairs and found my mobile while the team arranged themselves in the correct order to spell out their message. It read:

“JOB DONE PART 2”

Chris and I cheered and clapped from the open window and I believe that someone else on our terrace saw them and cheered. The “Orange Army” (as they have come to be known locally) waved and smiled back.

Despite the lack of numbers in our impromptu cheering party from on high, I’m sure that the representatives of the Orange Army (whose numbers have been vast – sometimes a hundred at a time in the early stages) must realise how grateful we are for all their work, often in terrible weather conditions, over the last year and a half since the sea wall was devastated. Without our sea wall we would soon have no house and no window from which to wave and cheer our appreciation…

And now that the sea wall is officially open Chris tells me there is another strange sight to behold – ordinary people walking along the wall. Bravo! I must take a look… and take some photos on my mobile just for the record.

It is probably no coincidence that the sea wall opened today, which happens to be the day of Dawlish Carnival, when thousands of people descend on the town. Unfortunately, it often rains on carnival day and today is no exception. When Chris drew back our bedroom curtains upon the wet world outside this morning he observed:

“What a shame it’s raining so hard on the day of the carnival again! No wonder they call them* ‘floats’!”

My husband has a very dry sense of humour.

(*the entries on trailers)

Have a Butchers

The one funny thing I saw today happened to be at our local Sainsbury’s store. While I was taking a photograph for you to see on my blog a girl who works there stopped and laughed.

“I think it’s funny too,” she said, “and, earlier, I took some photos from exactly the same spot as you!”

Later on at the checkout a smiling young man asked if I was having a good day.

“Great!” I said (even though I hadn’t slept well last night, but I liked his smile) and I added, “How about you? Are you having a good day?”

“Yes, but not as good as yours by the look of it,” he beamed back.

“Well, at least you’ve got age on your side,” I responded.

“I think you mean ‘youth’ rather than ‘age’,” Chris informed, quite rightly.

We all had a good laugh about my mistake. They are ever so nice at Sainbury’s – I felt great (still tired but great!)

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Duck on Guard

The mother duck was a little anxious when I approached with my mobile camera and she told me where to go… A few minutes later some children came along and I recorded their experience, which, as you can see, was rather different to my own…

Hairy Eyebrows are Back

I expect you think “You’re worth it!” – we’ve been told that so many times by L’Oreal that we actually believe it – but, honestly, how is one to keep up with the latest trend? All the big names in showbiz and modelling now seem to sport enormous hairy eyebrows – and the bigger the eyebrows, the bigger the success! I read in the Daily Express recently that the actress Emma Watson has the best eyebrows, closely followed by Keira Knightly and the model Cara Delevingne (whoever she is). Ah, but now I do know who she is – she’s the model who has eyebrows nearly as good as Emma Watson’s!

Gone are the days when cruel people used to mock the hairy girls – thank goodness – but now that we all want hairy eyebrows, will the less hairy girls be excluded or ridiculed? I certainly hope not… Unfortunately, I’m not all that hairy. However, I reckon I’m worth it so I’m thinking of having an eyebrow transplant (well, if Elton John can have hair transplants…?); the problem will be – how far should I go? I would hate to be outdone by those hairy models and actresses… My mind has been dwelling on Russian presidents and English Chancellors, all from the seventies… But no, at last I hit upon a cheaper solution (although I’m sure I am worth more), and if you look at the photographs you will see what I’ve come up with…

(I had better tell Chris to stop trimming his beauties. I wonder if hairy ears will be the next trend?)

Out of the Blue

It’s not everyday that you see them… and I didn’t see them at all (I was on the farm) – and Chris hasn’t seen them here before – but yesterday he saw them come, flying out of the blue. They must have jumped off the cliffs along by the bridle path where we ride our bikes down into Dawlish Warren – Chris could see them in the distance, flying on our side of Red Rock. What a wonderful surprise it was for Chris to find that they were flying his way. They dipped and soared with the wind as it took them over the rooftops, and Chris’s head – they even waved at Chris.

I was sorry to have missed the spectacle. My all-time-favourite dreams are flying ones. In the past I have flown with “The Beatles”, the pop group from the sixties, not insect beetles (that wouldn’t be very nice), on top of a gigantic yellow kite; like a huge flying carpet it took us, at our behest, high into the clouds, then it dropped down to the height of the tops of the poplar trees and flew over vineyards, sunflower fields and red-gold pantiled roofs – I knew it was France, although I had never before flown over France at such close quarters (especially on a kite).

The French dream was my only flying dream involving a kite, at all other times I have been perfectly capable of flying under my own steam, if a little nervously at first. I usually do a bit of a jump and hover about six feet above the ground, then, amazed that I can fly, I return to terra firma (just in case it’s a fluke). By the fifth jump I’m confident enough to go up to about twelve feet, just above the roof height of a small rustic dwelling, and from that altitude I’m overjoyed to find that I can fly around at will without fear of falling. Like a big Tinkerbell without wings or grace, I flit about, and linger only when I see something interesting below me. Largely, I fly about, unseen or unnoticed, under the cloak of darkness and if someone chances to see me spying on the scene below, perhaps of a party in progress, and that person doubts the evidence of his own eyes, I get nervous and fall to the ground. Then I have to go through all that hopping and jumping around again in order to prove that I really can fly. Ah but the elation when I take off again…!

“It’s not a dream!” I think, and then I wake up.

But the disappointment is worth it because I have known the pleasure of flying.

I wish I had seen the para-gliders that flew over our terrace yesterday. Luckily, Chris had the presence of mind to grab his camera.

“I was strimming in the garden when I saw something amazing,” Chris said as he began to tell me about the strange occurrence, “I could hardly believe my eyes….”

A Farmer Goes to Court (A Joke)

A farmer joke came my way this morning, which was a strange coincidence, and most apt, since I was going to Rosie’s farm for the day.

A Farmer Goes to Court

A farmer, who had been involved a road accident when he was taking his horse and pig to auction, was in court claiming compensation.

“Tell me,” said the lawyer for the other side, “is it true that you told the policeman who appeared at the scene shortly after the accident that you had never felt better in your life?”

“That’s absolutely correct,” answered the farmer.

“Well, how can it be that now you are seeking compensation for your injuries?” asked the lawyer.

“I shall explain,” began the farmer, “you see, when the policeman saw that my horse had a broken leg, he shot him. The same thing happened with my injured dog – he shot him too; even the poor pig in the back had the same treatment. So when the police officer came over to me and asked me how I was feeling, I didn’t feel I had any alternative but to say, ‘I’ve never felt better in my life!’ ”

And here are some photographs of Rosie’s farm and some gorgeous animals. Note how the baby llamas are growing. Now they can run ride the wind… in a cute sort of lamb-like gamboling way.