Oh Nipper!

An Australian farmer’s dog goes missing and the farmer is inconsolable. The farmer’s wife is terribly worried about her husband and suggests to him:

“Why don’t you place an ad in the paper to get him back?”

Duly the farmer takes the advice of his wife and places an ad in their local paper “The Peranga Gazette”, published fortnightly, but after two weeks the dog is still missing.

“What did you write in the paper?” asks the dubious wife.

“Here boy,” says the farmer.