Here are a few jokes I picked up in Australia. I hope my old school friend Sally, in Cyprus, will enjoy them.

A Quiet Drive in the Countryside

A couple were on a drive through the countryside in silence after a heated argument. As they passed a farm with some cows, goats and pigs the husband broke the silence.

“Relatives of yours?” he asked sarcastically.

“Yep,” the wife replied, “the in-laws!”

Dressed for the Occasion?

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? …. Attire!

Must Have Been Adopted

A fifteen year old lad was particularly disgruntled with his parents when they changed the broadband password as a punishment for spending too much time on PlayStation, not attending school, turning his bedroom into a pigsty and for being rude to his elders. He could hardly believe that he could be the son of such unfair people. In his wretched state the teenager got to thinking that he was nothing like his parents in any way – not in looks, way of thinking, dressing, morals or values. He began to wonder if he really was their son. Shortly he became convinced.

“You can tell me the truth,” he mumbled as he came into the family kitchen. “Was I adopted?”

The mother looked at the father as if to ask, “Shall I tell him?”, and he nodded.

“Okay son,” she began, “you were adopted but it didn’t work out and we had to have you back!”