Chris and I had a hearty chuckle over the breakfast table this morning due to this joke from Roly.
The Blind Man and his Dog
A blind man went into a shop and started to swing his dog in circles above his head (which was quite a feat because the dog was a large Golden Labrador).
Rather alarmed at the antics of the blind man in his shop, the assistant went up to him. Whilst ducking and dodging the swinging dog he managed to maintain his usual professionalism and asked, as calmly as possible:
“Sir, can I help you?”
“No thanks,” the blind man replied, “I’m just looking around.”
Eh?
Don’t understand this one
The dog is the eyes of the blind man! Hence, swinging the dog around means HE is looking around. I always say “No thanks, I’m just looking around” so I find this funny. xx