A man was away on a business trip when he received a text from his frantic wife who, as usual, had stayed behind to look after the fort.

“Windows frozen – can’t open!” wrote the worried wife.

“Pour on a little boiling water and tap gently around the edges with a hammer,” replied the husband in a return text.

A few minutes later the man’s phone cuckooed – it was another text.

“The laptop is really buggered now Darling! Xxxx ”

Thank you for the joke Roly (where does he get them from? )