Sign outside a garden nursery:

Spring is coming!

I’m so excited I could wet my plants!

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One evening a father went to the parent/ teacher meeting at his son’s school.

“So how is my son doing in class?” the man asked his son’s teacher.

“Oh he’s doing really well and he has fitted in fantastically with all the other children; he is a delight to have in the class!” enthused the young teacher.

“That’s great news,” said the proud and happy father.

“But, as far as I can tell… he can’t read or write yet,” the teacher added.

(Thank you, Roly, for making us smile this Sunday morning.)