The Fountain of Youth

 This came in with Chris’s Emails this morning!

These four older ladies who lived in Naples always sat outside Together near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago they pooled their money together and bought a laptop.

Laptop brings new hope

Maria used to be a femme fatale

 

 

Never having been to, but having heard all about Florida, they just happened to click on St. Augustine , Florida. They read all about the Fountain of Youth, claimed by the Spaniards when they arrived there.

 

They collected up all they had left and sent for four bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. The rest of this story will make you a believer, because here they are today…

They were transformed to their former selves!

They were transformed to their former selves!

No. This is TRUE! Really!

Would we lie to you?

We have a limited supply of this water available at the incredibly low price of just $199.95 a bottle.

Seriously.

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!

Make checks payable to:

Democratic National Committee.

You can trust us, you know we would NEVER lie to you especially about your Healthcare.!!!

 

G-Man

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