I don’t know where our friend Roly in Australia gets them from but they come regularly; here is the latest…

Something Funny in the Nunnery

The Mother Superior of a progressive convent called the hundred nuns to assembly in order to bring up the matter of a shocking discovery that had been brought to her attention.

“Sisters,” Mother Superior began in her Irish brogue, “somet’ing disturbing was found in the convent grounds this very mornin'”.

“Oh?” said the hundred nuns in unison.

“Now I’ll be tellin’ you all what it is in a moment but I’ve no doubt that one of you novices have an inkling of to what I’m referring. Firstly, I shall remind you that, even though some of you may have come to the convent under duress from your families, and though we are a progressive order with a modern take on the habits we wear, and we have softened our stand on archaic rules that no longer fit in with current expectations and lifestyles, we nevertheless, dear sisters, must maintain a modicum of modesty and decorum befitting our status as wives of our dear Lord. The first foreign object to be found in the chapel garden by the maze was a pair of Y-fronts!”

“Oh no!” gasped ninety-nine nuns.

“He he,” came a little giggle.

“And beside the Y-fronts on the grass was somet’in’ even worse – a used condom!” exclaimed Mother Superior.

“Oh no!” cried ninety-nine nuns in unison. (Followed by a few “Oh Lord”s and several “Hail Mary”s.)

“He he,” came the giggle again.

“Oh yes!” said Mother Superior, “but worse still, to be sure, is the fact that the used condom had a hole in it!”

“Oh no!” wailed one nun.

“He he,” sniggered the ninety-nine.