No, not me. I’m not mad (at least I don’t think so!), this title refers to a couple of funny psychiatrist jokes that Roland sent me the other day. Well I think they are funny but I’m not so sure if you’ll be crazy about them.

A Psychiatrist Joke

I went to see this psychiatrist who wanted me to lie down on his couch.

“I’d rather not lie down, if you don’t mind,” I said.

“Why not?” asked the psychiatrist, who raised his eyebrows with interest.

“Because every time I lie down I see Micky Mouse, Minnie Mouse and Pluto. Honestly, Doc, I’ve had enough of it. It’s bad enough when I’m walking along and see Donald Duck, Daffy Duck and Goofy…” I told him.

“Oh dear,” the psychiatrist said sympathetically before adding, “and how long have you been having these Disney spells?”

Do Tell All

A young man felt he had to come clean with his girlfriend about the fact that he been to see a shrink.

“There’s something I haven’t been telling you,” he began, “I feel ashamed and I want to tell you the truth – I… I.. I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist!”

“That’s weird,” the girlfriend said, “I’ve been seeing one too, and a plumber and two barmen!”