An Aussie police car was going along the M1 motorway to the Gold Coast when the vigilant policeman noticed that the car in front of him was moving erratically from one side the carriageway to the other. He put on his blue lights, accelerated past the driver ahead and waved him onto the hard shoulder. The policeman stepped out of his car, pulled up his trousers (they always do that!) and approached the surprised driver.

“Did you know that you were staggering?” asked the officer with smirk.

“Thank you, Officer,” began the driver, “You’re really quite good-looking yourself!”