This joke comes all the way from Brisbane. Thanks again Roly!

    Oh God!

A middle aged lady has a heart attack and is rushed to hospital. During her intensive care she has a close encounter with death and finds herself speaking to God.

“Is it my time, have I died?” she asks God.

“No,” God replies, “you still have 43 years, 7 months and 2 days left on this earth.”

After recovering the lady decides, “Well in that case I’ll have a face lift, a tummy tuck and  breast enlargement.”

After she had all this done she also decides to herself, “I might as well have my hair done and my teeth whitened.”

Coming out of the beauty parlour after the latest procedures, the lady is crossing the road and gets hit by a lorry. She is killed!

When she gets to heaven and sees God at the gates she says to him:

“Hey, I thought you said I still had about 43 years to go?”

God replies:

“So I did. Sorry, but I didn’t recognize you!”