I thought this was funny so I pinched it from Facebook (thanks David!).
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved
forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and
forth, back and forth……..in and out…in and out.
Her heart was pounding…her face was flushed…then she moaned,
softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally
exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted:
“OK, OK! I CAN’T park the blasted car! You do it, you SMUG swine!”
But! Audi he do it?
The thing is that she would never get lost for long because she would ask someone the way!
Ha Ha!
So how did he do it? Well!
Ma says he bends it!
You will go Fararri with that
jaggag!