This joke about fronds came from my naturalist frond friend, Roland. Likewise, he took the photo of a funny sign on the cheese counter of a shop in a country town called Beaudesert.
An anthropologist came home after spending close to a year on a remote South Sea island.
A friend asked him if there was anything that he saw that might be of benefit to modern society?
He replied that he did see a tribe that used palm leaves to cure constipation.
“How good were they” his friend asked.
“Well”, he said, “with fronds like that who needs enemas?”
I expect that one came from EweTube!
You could gambol on it!