Our good friends Stephen and Janine (up in The Lake District) were looking through the autumn programme of events at The Old Laundry Theatre, Bowness-on-Windermere, when they noticed with surprise that a pianist by the name of “Tim Horton” has been engaged to appear (photo attached). Now I must add that there was nothing surprising about the fact that The Old Laundry could afford to employ the gifted pianist (at least we don’t think so) – it had everything to do with the photo attached. In Stephen’s words, the photo had a “distinct similarity of handsome good looks to what we would reasonably imagine to be a marginally younger and coincidentally pianistically gifted Chris Orpwood”.

I agree most emphatically – what do you think?