This joke, passed on to me by my brother Robert, is perhaps his funniest submission yet. Or am I just in a jovial mood after Chris told me about his dream (next blog post)?

> A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
> jump out across the middle of the road.
> He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
> rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
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> The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
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> lover, pulls over and gets out to see
> what has become of the rabbit.
> Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
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> the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
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> The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
> A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
> sees a man crying on the side of the road
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> She steps out of the car and asks the man
> what’s wrong.
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> “I feel terrible,” ! he explains,
> “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car
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> and KILLED HIM.”
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> The blonde says,”Don’t worry.”
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> She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
> She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
> bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
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> The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the
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> two of them and hops off down the road.
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> Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves
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> again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
> turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
> turns and waves, and repeats this again and again
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> and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
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> The man is astonished.
> He runs over to the woman and demands,
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> “What is in that can?
> What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?”
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> The woman turns the can around
> so that the man can read the label.
> It says..
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> (Are you ready for this?)
> (You know you’re gonna be sorry)
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> (Last chance)
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> (OK, here it is)
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> It says,
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> “Hair Spray
> Restores life to dead hair,
> and adds permanent wave.”