There has been some excitement here at Lakeland Court recently owing to the inexplicable appearance of some big brown crop circles in the nature-strip at the end of our cul-de-sac. My astute neighbours Wendy and Marita were a little sceptical…

“Sally, did you happen to do some mowing a few days ago,” Wendy asked.

The penny dropped.

“Oh the crop circles?” I asked.”I thought I would do you a good turn,” I added, “but your grass was thicker than ours.”

They nodded and laughed with relief because they had not been visited by aliens.

I like to know where I am in the world so yesterday I retraced my path to Beenleigh Ambulance Station, the place where I had been lost in the dark last week; as it happens I wasn’t very far off.

As you can see from the photographs, the sun was going down on my return journey but this time I reached home before dark. A cyclist of about twenty years old slowed down and passed by while I was taking the shots from the bridge. His head turned from left to right to observe the whole scene – the setting sun on the river, to bicycle against the railings, to me on the other side – and he smiled warmly as if to acknowledge that we were kindred spirits. Very sweet.

According to Chris, our man with the latest (and the ‘mostest’), probably about a hundred people work on six-hour shifts around the clock (all apart from last Sunday, the first Sunday off since the breach) to make good the damage to the sea wall and railway line only a stone’s throw from where we live at Dawlish. The work is expected to be finished on the fourth of April – Chris’s birthday and, coincidentally, the date of my return from Australia.

An update from our man on the spot!

Admittedly, the grand, remote-controlled gates were only slightly open – enough for a person to pass through – and perhaps the house seemed formidable, standing as it does like a big fortress at the end of the cul-de-sac… A wind was blowing (still is) through the screen door of the side entrance to the open-plan kitchen-dining area where I was sat (writing to Oss’m) at my computer. Aside from the sound of the wind howling there were other noises that emanated from the neighbours’ surrounding properties and my own – a whinging cry from a tired baby, the scrunching of feet on stones, a heavy ceramic pot scraping on cement, the repeated efforts of a rusty bolt being forced open and the hollow, tinny sound as, at last, the door opened and fell back against the aluminium shed, a vertical blind clacking together in the breeze, and my washing whirring away at spin phase; all these sounds I found not unpleasant because they were the little sounds of life around me as I tapped away on my keyboard. But they were peripheral sounds that barely intruded, not like the tiny knock, hardly audible, that sounded quite close.

I looked up in the direction of the main front door, the view of which was obscured partially by a pillar, but I reckoned that if anyone was there I would probably have seen a shadowy figure through the frosted glass; and I glanced at the side doorway, open but screened. There was no sign of callers. I decided the knock must have come from a stick that had been propped against a wall and which had blown over in the wind, therefore I saw no reason to investigate further and I resumed typing.

A few moments later my eyes were drawn to a movement outside – it was a smartly dressed couple walking out from my driveway and through the open gate. At the same time I noticed several other well-dressed couples walking down the driveways of some of the houses up at this end of the street; I continued to watch as, without speaking to one another, all the impassive callers rejoined on the tarmac, turned around and walked back down the road. The scene reminded me of various film-makers’ impression of heaven at the point when someone has died and he or she is met by a host of people who have already passed over.

Yesterday morning two young American gentlemen rapped loudly upon the same front door – my front door – and I greeted them with smiles and apologies because I was going out, and anyway, “I don’t live here” and “Why not come back when Sue and Glenn are home?”. They gave me their card before they left and then I left (I was genuinely on my way out and was pleased to be able to tell the truth on that score).

Today I felt quite differently. It seemed to me that the knock was too timid if the mission was to spread ‘the word’. I suspected that the couples were fulfilling a call of duty and perhaps even dreaded meeting wary householders. I imagine that expectations are very low nowadays. Nevertheless, the knock was heard and I gave the matter a little more thought than I might otherwise have done.

Periodically, since I’ve had this new laptop I’ve had problems with missing letters -especially P and U – which has been quite annoying because my pet name for Chris is Possum and he often worries that I confuse him with Ossama (Bin Laden)! A nerd once told me how to fix it without going to System Restore and, once fixed, I promptly forgot the secret. Hence, having searched and found the solution, I am putting (it felt great to write that – so much more understandable than ‘tting’) it on my blog post for future reference.

No need to keep going to System Restore – just click on Fn-Shift-NumLk together. Hope it works for you too.

Now I must write to Ossama…

“Your mum loved the photograph of you and Jim as a little boy,” Chris told me over the phone last night. (Chris reads Mum my blog when he takes her shopping on Saturdays – he is such a wonderful son-in-law.)

“That’s good,” I replied.

“Yes, she said it reminded her of what a lovely little boy he was.” (Which is true but it’s nice to know that other people think the same.)

Perhaps feeling a touch lonely and nostalgic this morning, I opened a file of scanned photographs, the contents of which date back to times before digital photography was commonplace (although, interestingly, just now I was surprised  to find that the first digital camera was invented by Kodak engineers in 1975!).

First I looked through the early photographs and then my eyes fixed on a picture of my dad and my son; it was taken at my sister’s house one Christmas (you can see part of a bow of red ribbon in the background) when Dad was shrinking and Jim was a growing grammar school boy of fifteen. It wasn’t the best photograph of either of them – my father, who remained a handsome man into his old age, hated posing for photographs and his smile was forced, and Jim’s hair was untidy and his features still forming and sharpening – and yet, there was something about the image that brought me to tears. It could have been the likeness in their smiles, or the closeness which reminds me of their special bond. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that Jim will be getting married next month and Dad cannot be there because he died nearly nine years ago.

Whilst down in Canberra recently, Sue, of Sue and Glenn fame (the couple for whom I am house-sitting at present), was caught on camera as she day-dreamed of becoming queen. Et Voilà! Her wish has come true.

I hope she dreamed of becoming Queen Victoria rather than Queen Elizabeth otherwise she might not be amused…

“You’re right, Sally, it is better than sex,” agreed Lita after her first go.

“I knew you would love it,” I said, pleased.

My sister-in-law and I may have been exaggerating slightly to make a point but that is the reaction you can expect to get once you have introduced people to cloud-shooting. In case you are new to my blog and haven’t heard of cloud-shooting before, it is the wonderful sport of shooting arrows up into the air so that they might return to earth hitting a target (in this instance, two buckets from a distance of thirty metres). The sport requires a great deal of skill and judgement, especially if your arrows are different lengths and weights (as were our’s), and there is a wind (which there was this afternoon) and you have to make allowances for drift.

“This could be addictive,” beamed Diane, the girlfriend of my brother Henry, as, with surprising strength, she pulled back another arrow  (the rest of us were taking cover under trees at the time).

Naturally, we were supervised and kept under control by the watchful – and sometimes fearful – eyes of our trained master-archer, Roland, who supplied the venue (one and a half acres of isolated garden), the weaponry and the lunch. As you can see in the photographs, it wasn’t necessary for Roland to instruct us to run for cover – we did that instinctively. On a serious note, it must be said that cloud-shooting is a dangerous sport – those arrows come down at a force strong enough to pierce the bottom of a plastic bucket (imagine what it could do to a skull) – so I would not recommend anyone to try this without the supervision of an expert. Better still, join an archery club.

And if you’re wondering if anyone managed to hit the target… the answer is yes! Maid Marian (formerly Lady Diane), after some rather frightening manoeuvres initially, soon became a dab-hand and landed an arrow in the bucket. Lita was next best and shot one of her arrows to within ten centimetres of the target. All the Robin Hoods and William Tells were highly chivalrous and cheered enthusiastically. I bet you thought I would say they were aquiver…

Happiness is a number of different things to Mason, as you can see from the photo’s. As for me, today I was simply happy to be with Mason and Hazel.

“Do you know where your name comes from?” I asked two-year old Hazel.

“No,” she smiled and looked at me with the expectation of finding out.

“Well, your name comes from a beautiful tree which produces delicious nuts,” I told her.

She seemed very pleased indeed. Hazel is a very smart two-year old.

“And do you know where Mason’s name comes from?” I asked.

Hazel shook her head and waited for the answer.

“A mason is a man, no a person – it could be a lady nowadays – who works with stone, cutting it or sculpting it. And there are other masons who are old men who wear funny aprons…”

Hazel and Mason both laughed, and so did I.