> God said to Adam
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> God said,
> “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.”
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> Adam said,
> “Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?”
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> God said,
> “Go down into that
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> valley.” Adam said,
> “What’s a valley?”
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> God explained it to him.
> Then God said,
> “Cross the river.”
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> Adam said,
> “What’s a river?”
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> God explained that
> To him, and then said,
> “Go over to the hill….”
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> Adam said,
> “What is a hill?”
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> So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
> He told Adam,
> “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.”
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> Adam said,
> “What’s a cave?”
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> After God explained,
> He said, “In the cave you will find a woman.”
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> Adam said,
> “What’s a woman?”
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> So God explained
> That to him, too.
> Then, God said,
> “I want you to
> Reproduce.”
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> Adam said,
> “How do I do that?”
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> God first said (under his breath), “Geez…..”
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> And then,
> Just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
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> So, Adam goes down into the valley,
> Across the river, and
> Over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
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> Then, in
> About five minutes, he was back.
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> God, his patience
> Wearing thin,
> Said angrily,
> “What is it now?”
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> And Adam said….