My Chris is such a wit (not twit, thank goodness). Even in his post scripts he cannot help but be amusing, as you can see….
P S If a mallard, conversing with a companion water-fowl, made a point of a dull or commonplace truism, would it be a duck-billed platitude?
What a card (not a cad, I hope) that Chris must be! His platitude shouldn’t be confused with the hungry goat , who had stomach ache as a result of the unfortunate ‘at ‘e chewed”!
……and don’t call me Shirley!!
Or Surly!