A recently married young Spanish Senora phoned her mother.

“Oh, Mama,” she cried, “Pablo is such a bitter disappointment to me…”

“What’s the matter Isabella? You’ve only been married for five minutes… I thought you were so in love with him…”

“I was, Mama, but now we’ve had our first fight… Oh, I should have listened to you and Papa. I’m packing my bags and coming home.”

“Now don’t be so hasty Isabella. I have a better idea. Let’s really make him pay – I’ll come to live with you instead!”