How about an aussie joke? This just arrived in my emails – thanks Rob!

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbours.

He also invited Colin, the only Aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating from the BBQ and flirting.

At the height of the party, the host said, “I have a three metre, man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.”

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and
splashing everywhere.

Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead fish. Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

The host said, “Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.”

“Nah, you all right boss, I don’t want it,” said Colin.
The rich man said, “Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?”

“No thanks… I don’t want it,” answered Colin.

The host said, “Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?’

Again, Colin said “No.” Confused, the rich man asked, “Well Colin, then what do you want?”

Colin said, “I want the bastard who pushed me in!”